Tofino! whoa! It's a place in BC that's tucked away as far as Sydney is to Halifax. It's full of dangers :
The dangers of slipping,
the dangers of finding an eyeball in your beer, (not really)
the dangers of drinking out of a wine bottle at a fancy restaurant,
the dangers of falling in love with huge trees,
the dangers of being eaten alive by the same giant trees you just fell in love with,
the dangers of this temptation : it isn't a swing. it's a sling shot, obviously.
the danger of being dive bombed by a bald eagle
the dangers of Tsunamis,
the dangers of the moss-sloth
the dangers of me putting a napkin on my head in the same fancy restaurant and start acting like a pirate,
the dangers of great big slugs!!!! :
the explosive danger that comes with giant slugs playing chicken... tsk tsk.
the dangers of hunting great big slugs
the danger of finding some Ron in my sushi
And of course, the danger of relaxing.
Thanks for checking out this mother of all posts!
posted by Jacques @ 5:08 PM
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